Night at the Aquarium XXX

didn’t you miss Winter Carnival this year? because we sure didn’t. not only do we discuss the event of DU’s yearly flop era, but Jackson talks about why he ❤ Isla and Isla insults Jackson’s hands. then, of course, we talk about fucking in an aquarium. naturally. we will see you later this week forContinue reading “Night at the Aquarium XXX”

Going Full Joker (but as a woman)

ok y’all, you want updates on what Skintight is doing?? check in with us this episode to hear the plan for the rest of quarter . . . THEN stick around for our hot take on D*sney’s new Cruella movie as well as Isla’s own high school origin story. we also start and END theContinue reading “Going Full Joker (but as a woman)”

McRibbed for Your Pleasure

Who’s that spunky man?? It’s ALEK, a veteran of the Skintight Team, here to tell us his perspective on conspiracies, on theatre kids, and on Power. If YOU would like to give Alek some Power, contact him at [redacted]. Also, please settle this once and for all: does Jackson gaslight Isla more often, or doesContinue reading “McRibbed for Your Pleasure”

Naked & Afraid Valentine’s Day

YOU, dear listener, are invited to our belated Super Bowl/early Valentine’s Day party!! Other guests include OJ Simpson, Hieronymus Bosch, Madonna’s body, all of Beta Theta Pi, Kesha, and all the people Isla likes to watch PDA on campus! Tune in for weekly episodes, as always, and stay updated with our live, virtual, and our live/virtualContinue reading “Naked & Afraid Valentine’s Day”

Am I Right, or Am I Birthright?

SPECIAL INTERVIEW EPISODE with the phenomenal Skintight Alum, Alex (AKA Arbo) (AKA Guy Who Exclusively Works Out His Back). We talk MMA, radishes, Free Willy, and more–because why even talk about DU anymore? We also get into the intriguing thought of what the REAL Jewish birthright is. Tune in every Monday! LIVE SHOW THIS FRIDAY,Continue reading “Am I Right, or Am I Birthright?”

Call Me By Your Silly Bandz

WE ARE BACK, P*OS!! Even though we still haven’t gotten our mascot changed, we have had the time to get unreasonably risqué–and not just Jackson this time. We talk winter break, the bangers of 2012, and our sponsorship with Trojan™ Products: America’s Most Trusted Condoms. Also, Floridians want to die but we all knew that.Continue reading “Call Me By Your Silly Bandz”