sup, losers?! we talk about Jackson’s post-cold sensual voice, Red Lobster, and our idol, Chris Fleming. Isla and Jackson are celebrities to all of you (we know that) but today, we discuss what celebrities minds we live in RENT FREE. also, Jackson’s favorite TV show, VICTORIOUS! then . . . Isla breaks Jackson’s heart 😦Continue reading “You Can’t Gaslight a Girlboss”
the Pope figure of the Skintight Outrage team, Sean, is our special guest this week. not only does he announce some VERY important news for DU students, but we also get into it when we discuss the wacky world of the C*tholics. if you like fan fic, well, do we have something for you!! IslaContinue reading “The Pope and Koalacism”
Back for more, loser? You gobble them up like a little pig, don’t you? This week, the podcast talks about the Oscars, a PLL book club, and H*mestuck (ew! nerd shit). Make sure to go to the improv show this Wednesday. You can register on CrimsonConnect if you’re hot enough. Also, I know what youContinue reading “The Pretty Liar & the Little Liar”
THIS WEEK . . . we had technical difficulties so we compiled some of our bits from the past that we never included in an episode!! Sports, Holden, Kat, S*x, Isla being short–everyone and everything is back to play. We will be back to our regularly scheduled programming next Monday! bisou ;*
“Jesus won’t forgive the DU jocks, but Isla will try.” Happy belated Easter y’all (Easter? I hardly know her)! Isla and Jackson are back for season 3 of Show Some Skin and we hit all of your favorite topics–airport masseuses, Las Vegas, and David Boreanaz. Isla also exposes all of the DU jocks who haveContinue reading “Doxxing the Jocks”
Happy Week 10, virgins. We talk about how awful DU is for making week 10 so difficult this year because it is all that we have on our minds. But then, and even less importantly, we talk about the R*yal F*mily and why the are the wORST. And then, yet again, Jackson sexualizes fucking theContinue reading “Fuckingham Palace”
TOM IS HERE! this girlboss talks about living on campus and the food we are subjugated to. we also talk about being a twitter leftist, stir fry rules, and tips. lots. of. tips. again, we are Pro-kink and Pro-Jack Black podcast . . . and if Isla and I were married, I think we allContinue reading “Jacking and Jilling”
didn’t you miss Winter Carnival this year? because we sure didn’t. not only do we discuss the event of DU’s yearly flop era, but Jackson talks about why he ❤ Isla and Isla insults Jackson’s hands. then, of course, we talk about fucking in an aquarium. naturally. we will see you later this week forContinue reading “Night at the Aquarium XXX”
ok y’all, you want updates on what Skintight is doing?? check in with us this episode to hear the plan for the rest of quarter . . . THEN stick around for our hot take on D*sney’s new Cruella movie as well as Isla’s own high school origin story. we also start and END theContinue reading “Going Full Joker (but as a woman)”
Who’s that spunky man?? It’s ALEK, a veteran of the Skintight Team, here to tell us his perspective on conspiracies, on theatre kids, and on Power. If YOU would like to give Alek some Power, contact him at [redacted]. Also, please settle this once and for all: does Jackson gaslight Isla more often, or doesContinue reading “McRibbed for Your Pleasure”
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